...the can contains rubber novelty snakes!
At that exact moment, nurse Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (Loretta Swit) screams in horror when she finds dead minnows in her pocket! Winchester takes credit for the fish and he says it's an April Fool's Day prank, even though April 1 hasn't arrived.
Col. Potter says they can prank each other, but he wants nothing to do with the seasonal festivities. The April Fool's pranks continue the next morning when Hawkeye wakes up to find oatmeal in his boot (courtesy of Maj. Houlihan).
The humorous atmosphere is broken up when Potter learns his M*A*S*H unit will receive a visit from Col. Daniel Webster Tucker (Pat Hingle), who Potter calls "lord high executioner of the surgeon general's office!" Col. Tucker will be inspecting their medical facilities and he's a stickler for details who does not suffer (April) fools gladly. Potter orders his company clerk Cpl. Max Klinger (Jamie Farr) to organize files and order every medical supply he can think of.
Potter fears that a failed inspection from Tucker will hurt his career and bans April Fool's pranks until Tucker has departed. However, Charles, B.J. and Hawkeye decide to pull one last prank on Margaret.
The next morning, Tucker observes the nurses and doctors during surgery and tells them he is not impressed. Hawkeye gets fed up and confronts Tucker directly when he interferes with Pierce's patient. The others back up Hawkeye and ask Tucker to back off. Tucker accuses them of conduct unbecoming officers and gross insubordination and plans to court-martial them.
When Tucker visits Klinger, he is instead greeted by Cleopatra! Tucker believes Klinger has lost his mind and needs to be discharged and sent home. Potter is NOT amused.
J.A. Morris says:
First off, let me say that I'm excited to announce that this is our first review of April Fool's Day programming!
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| Father Mulcahy (William Christopher) becomes an April Fool's victim when his bathrobe is replaced with a house frock! |
It's also fun to see the straight-laced Margaret and stick-in-the-mud Winchester take part in the pranks.
J.A. Morris' rating:
.5
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| Here we see Klinger literally clinging to Col. Tucker in his Cleopatra get-up (said costume is likely inspired by the 1934 film Cleopatra, which starred Claudette Colbert) |






































































